On to the next Subplot To Warm the Cockles Of Your Heart. Kenny and Cameron pull up to some Christmas tree lot and Kenny says that he hopes Cam told the boss that this is his first job. Cam tells Kenny to relax, and that he can't believe he let his dad talk him into getting Kenny this job. Christmas Tree Boss walks over to the two of them and asks if this is his new salesman. Introductions are made. They pull out the circular camera for CTB's monologue about how important it is to sell trees and that the customer is not a friend. The customer never thinks of them until two weeks before Christmas and won't again starting Christmas Eve. High-pressure business, blah, blah, blah. Unneccessary close-up. Unnecessary close-ups on handshakes. Again. Again. CTB tells Kenny to listen to his brother and he'll be a superstar. Kenny asks Cam what he should do. Cam tells Kenny to follow his lead. His lead, unfortunately, involves lots of hair flipping and head tilting. Since Kenny has tight curls and no neck, this is going to be difficult. Cam tells Kenny to try not to screw up. Lordy, I'm tired.
Mary is at the doctor's office and while they take a very long time to take her blood pressure they discuss that having a baby "after thirty-five" (they are no longer being specific about anyone's age on this show) can be quite difficult. Mary says she feels fine. The doctor tells Mary some horror story about "Gestational Diabetes and a twelve-pound baby." Mary says she's just fine. The doctor says that maybe Mary will be one of the lucky ones. Nice bedside manner, babe.