First of all, I was totally lied to. I thought this was the last Get Real for a couple of weeks, but it so isn't. There's another one next week. And they've also got these really annoying "Violence. Get Over It" PSAs running on FOX with all of the cast members. Anyway, here's the Previously: Baby gone. Meghan can't believe that her friend is mad at her for stealing her boyfriend. Cameron has a special moment with Principal Foreshadowing. It said these were scenes from last week, but this was two weeks ago. Not that anyone but me knows this.
Happy Mitch and Mary "Miss Carriage" Green skip up the stairs, since Mary wants to show Mitch something important. As she walks into a dark room and gives him the backwards "come hither" look, we cut to a van that says "Winter Wonderland 2000" in blue glitter and a penguin on the hood skidding around a wet street. At one point it looks like it's snowing, but then it's not, so I don't know. Some blonde hangs out the side and bangs on the door in an exhibition of high-school antics not seen since Lori Singer switched cars in Footloose. The soundtrack here, unfortunately, is the Testosterone Guitar. We're inside the School Without Classes but it's late at night. You can tell because there are fewer students milling around and these guys have flashlights. I've never noticed the Greens-Only Staircase is Mexican Tiled. Cargo Pants and Hoodie Jacket run to the back door of the school.
Mitch has followed Mary into his own bedroom. "Oh, my," he says, and we see that the room is filled with lit candles. A fire is burning in their second-storey bedroom fireplace. The bed is covered in rose petals. Mary is out of work and Mitch just went into business for himself, but they have this house. Sure. Also, Mitch and Mary have been married for seventeen years but they still sleep on a double bed? Riiiiiiight. No wonder they have marriage problems. Mary unrobes herself and announces that there will be no interruptions. Yo. Right after the D & C, babe? Ouch.
Cut to what looks like the driver of the Winter Wonderland van sticking both fists in the air out the window as some other girls scream really loud to avoid getting caught. Oh, it's a truck. Sorry. You can tell by the giant lawn chair in the bed of it. What the --?
Cargo Pants and Hoodie Jacket try to open the double doors, but they are chained. "Come on, open it!" one of them yells (like Cameron). The other holds a screwdriver to the doorplate for a few seconds, so then I'm not sure which one is Cameron because both are obviously stupid.