Get Real

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Pamie: D | 499 USERS: B-
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Performance Anxiety

Kenny is walking around without a neck. Don't worry, he does this all the time. Right now his neck is gone because he's got a pocket full of condoms. Right now if someone needed condoms, he could give that person one. He's got six condoms. Is that enough condoms? Condoms, condoms, condoms. C is for the climax that you'll have. O is for the orgasm they'll cause. N is for the -- he sees Cameron walking down the hall. He knows that Cameron must know that he stole the condoms. He asks Cam, "So, how's it going with those scuba classes?" Puberty voice on "scuba." Cam's nostrils flare, he turns around and says, "Walk away or die." "So he doesn't know about the condoms!" Kenny celebrates as he walks away. "He's mad at me anyway. Works for me."

Elizabeth "I left my diaphragm in San Francisco" Green barges in to the Good Doctor's office with two tickets to see Cabaret. She entices the doctor with the possibility of getting spat on by Teri Hatcher. Oh, see, that's a little inside humor because Teri Hatcher is Jon Tenney's wife. Don't you guys feel special for being in-the-know? Elizabeth's skin peels back tight against her face as she offers the doctor dinner and the play as he tosses the tickets back at her. "I'm flattered, Elizabeth. that was very well rehearsed," he says. D'oh! Doctor Feelhorny is mad because he lost all that money on the arrangements and now she's just ignoring the whole situation. He walks off and won't talk to her.

Get Real

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