Get Real

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Performance Anxiety

Meanwhile at the Late-Night Cool Teacher Party, everyone is sitting on a couch playing a game where Dan is giving clues about famous people and they have to guess who it is. There are no visible teams. "Nine Inch Nails guy." "Uh, Trent Reznor!" Julia walks over to Meghan at the other end of the room and asks if she's okay. "Yeah," Meghan says. "It's just guy troubles." "Uh...Howard Stern's producer," Dan continues. I wonder what game would have Trent Reznor and Gary Dell'Abate on it. "Bababooey!" the girl in the front shouts. "No, I need his real name." They are stumped. "You guys used to be close, huh?" Julia asks Meghan. Meghan asks how she knew. "A good teacher pays attention to her students. So does a friend." She tells Meghan she's beautiful and Meghan rolls her eyes and exhales. Dan asks one of the players who founded Microsoft and she says "Gates! Bob Gates!" and he says "Yes." Julia goes on about Meghan's qualities and tells her it's Dan's loss. "Last name rhymes with a coffee drink." "Gary Latte!" "Dell'Abate! Gary Dell'Abate!" Julia shouts to the players. "Amateurs," she says to Meghan. "Come on, let's go kick some ass in this game." Meghan smiles as Julia makes it into the Cool TV Teacher Hall of Fame, moving Mr. Cooper and Mr. Kotter over a notch.

Mitch walks out of the reunion pulling his name tag off his lapel. Cue drunk and reeling Jacob "Good Lovin'" Perryhill. Mitch calls Jacob a cab and takes his keys away from him. "You're a lucky guy," he says to Mitch. He puts his arm around Mitch's neck and bourbons in his ear, "Mary is sooo hot!" "You know what, I do know about you and Mary, you know? In high school," he says to Jacob. Jacob jumps back about thirteen feet and says, "You do?" There's this "Is Mitch going to punch him?" moment as Jacob explains that Mary wasn't just a "conquest" and that he really dug her. Mitch is summoning his Tony Soprano as Jacob says he wished that he had hooked up with Mary and then maybe he could have "skipped all that damn alimony." He does the drunk giggle as Mitch is not amused. The cab pulls up as Jacob pulls Mitch in by the neck and says, "But you? You got there first, dude." He snorts. "I got there first? Whoa. You counting backward?" Jacob tells him that he tried to get Mary back their senior year, but after she had met Mitch she wouldn't look at him anymore. Jacob gets into the cab and it drives off. Mitch looks around as we fade to white.

Get Real

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