Cut to upside-down Meghan voicing-over her pain. Her hair is back, so I can't tell what she's feeling. Parents are arguing that their lives aren't what they wanted them to be. They've made mistakes. Mitch is pissed that he's worked so hard to give them their mansion and new cars and he mentions he lost "the deal." This stops Mary long enough for Mitch to fling the patented, "There's a lot of things you don't know" at her. Cameron is still driving too fast. Mitch is laying into Mary hard. He puts up with being married to her because he has to. Then he gives her the big one: "If you can't get all the way to loving me, at least try to understand me." I laugh so hard I almost miss Mary whisper, "If this were Cheers they'd have sex right now." I have no idea what this means or where it came from. Neither does Mitch, because he goes to sleep in the guest bedroom. Builder comes out of the bathroom and mentions his stinky night-poo.
All-important phone call. We now see the beginning of the show again. Ah. Cameron had an accident. Everyone races into the car with Mary shouting "Oh, God!" again. We still have to see the whole thing, which I don't understand. They leave Grandma behind, which is a shame, since she's pretty good at Emergency Rooms. Fade to white. Someone is in cardiac arrest, but it's not Cameron. Bitchy-poo Meghan tells us we're idiots for thinking that it'd be Cameron like she's Christina Ricci in The Opposite of Sex. Girl of Dreams recognizes Kenny from Biology. Cameron asks if his car is okay.