From: Dan Royce
To: Meghan Green
we have to talk.
"We have to talk" blinks over and over as Meghan looks over at Dan. He blinks. She blinks and wipes her forehead with her hand. Oh, the pain of modern technology. Good thing she's Pretty in Tangerine.
Kenny is at the bus stop taking pictures of himself with a Polaroid Product Placement while waiting for Rebecca. He got there early so she would know how excited he was about this. He's happy they are doing this because now when they do have sex, she'll know that he's "totally serious about her." A bus drives by. No Rebecca. Another bus. Kenny has changed his position on the bench. Another bus. Kenny is lying on the bench. "The big blow-off," he says.
Mary is talking boring business talk with the guy who works for the Dodgers. He's looking at her portfolio and says that everything looks great. They keep talking business talk until Mary's neck cords accidentally pop open one of the buttons on her blouse. "Oh, quit the formalities and hire her already," a woman says. "Hey, you!" Mary shouts as she goes into the arms of another best friend. They tell each other they look gorgeous and the woman hugs the man and gives him a kiss so we know Dodgers Guy and New Best Friend are married. They make plans for drinks the next night and tell Mary they will most likely have something to celebrate. Mary gives a Skeletor smile as we hear, "The beautiful --" and I laugh. "The helpless..." the voice-over continues as we see another nature shot.