"The prey," Tennisha finishes as we fade in to a group of high-school girls standing around and smiling but not really talking about anything. Cameron does a circle on his skateboard (helmet on) as he watches them. Oh, I just want to mention that it was right here where the opening credits finally stopped rolling. That's over three scenes, people. Shots of Cameron scoping babes. Babes turn into shots of deer in the plains. Cameron. Babes. One babe stands tall. She is The Chosen One. A bell rings to signify that everyone must move around and talk somewhere else in the school for a while and The Chosen One leans down prop one leg up on the bench and adjust her strappy sandal because that's what pretty girls do. There's some babble to the effect that once the prey is separated from the group the hunt begins, as Cameron squats on his board to check out The Chosen One's butt, and then starts to skate over to her. Just as he reaches her, one of her friends walks over not really to talk to her, but to gesture like they are in the middle of a great conversation and Cameron just skates on by. We pan down to Tennisha who tells us that "the successful hunter is the patient hunter." She wears a vest like the Crocodile Hunter. I don't think that was on purpose.
Kenny is now back at the School Without Classes or a Linear Concept of Time walking the halls with Victor. Victor is telling Kenny that Rebecca didn't show up because he wouldn't have sex with her. "She couldn't even tell me the color of my eyes," Kenny reasons, and Victor gives him a "Dude?" look. Victor explains that they are never supposed to give up any opportunity for sex and once one of them has sex they should immediately contact the other and give graphic details. Kenny blinks six hundred and twelve times to say that "maybe Rebecca couldn't sneak out because of her father." He had the Bad Dad Deadbolt on. Victor says, "Or maybe she realized, 'Hmm...Why skip school with a guy who didn't even want to see my girl stuff?'" Kenny finishes the recap of the last episode by saying, "Hey, she said I made her feel like the most important person on the planet." Victor says it doesn't matter because she's not there. Cool Dude Testosterone Guitar plays as Kenny blinks alone.













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