Get Real

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Pamie: D | 316 USERS: C+
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emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me
intoxicated with the madness, I'm in love with my sadness
bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms
the fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth

Dan says that it was because she was different that they were both drawn to her. Meghan starts to tuck her hair, realizes this scene calls for a hair-in-the-face-head-tilt, and decides not to tuck. Dan confesses that he loves Julia. Meghan seems shocked. "What are you, clinical, she's twice your age, you're gonna get killed here," Meghan machine-guns out. Dan tells her to keep out of his business and keep quiet about it because everything is fine. He opens the door and almost walks on Blonde Girl. Blonde Girl walks up to Meghan and says she thought Meghan and Dan had broken up. Meghan says that they had broken up. "So, what was that about?" Blonde Girl asks, letting us know she's Best Friend Episode Seven. I don't have to tell you that Meghan tells BFES that she doesn't want to talk about it. BFES asks if he's trying to get back together with her. Meghan tells her she doesn't want to talk about it. BFES starts up again until Meghan says, "Amy, Amy, please, please just let it go." "Okay!" Amy flippers. "It's gone!" She chews her gum as Meghan looks at her like, "I can't believe this miserable bitch has to be my best friend for a whole episode." "Thanks," she mumbles.

Get Real

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