Kenny is using his cellphone to call Rebecca. He gets her machine. He says that he hopes she didn't get hit by a bus or something. He calls back and says he hopes she didn't take that "getting hit by a bus" thing wrong and that he was just joking. He was just hoping she has a reason to not show up and that she's just not mad at him because they didn't have sex. He calls back again to say that in case this is her family's machine he just wants them to know that "sex" is their code word for studying so they'd better have sex real soon because they've got a big test coming up. Rebecca's answering machine message must be like, "Hey. Talk," because Kenny only waits about three seconds before each message. People are behind Kenny celebrating the fact that they never have to go to class while they are in school. The Chosen One walks by as the Testosterone Guitar picks up again. She walks over to join her friends already not in conversation but nodding their heads like they are. One of them shouts, "Hey, check it out, look!" and points over towards a sidewalk where we see absolutely nothing. Then we see Cameron just skating on his board. For some reason a ramp is set up next to the bike rack so Cameron can jump the ramp over the bikes shouting something that sounds like, "Waa-hee!" which is oh-so-manly. Cameron skates by the appreciative honeys and gives The Chosen One his special smile. Tennisha continues her voice-over, but I have fallen asleep. She turns to us and holds her own skateboard. Cameron skates by her and racks Kenny as he passes. Kenny is still on his cellphone. Kenny leaves one last message on Rebecca's machine about him not wanting to bug her and if she's mad at him, she should let him know.
Meanwhile, thirty kids are in fact having class, but that's okay, because, you know, like, Julia's cool and all. Amy sits next to Meghan in class. Julia is going on about how she encourages independent thought, but computers have spell check. She tells the class that Meghan did excellent work and that she possesses "the virtue of clarity." Meghan asks if that's a bribe. Julia leans down to whisper that she's offended that Meghan would think so little of her. She walks off so that Dan can turn around from three rows over to stare at Meghan, because since he's injected Julia with his super-hero sperm he now has the power of super-sensitive hearing and can pick up whispered conversations near Julia's uterus when no one else can. Cue the sperm-sensitive five-note Get Real jingle as Meghan exhales and Dan exhales.