Get Real

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Air/Pub'l

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1-22
Recap

No Forwarding Address?

The Last Weekend - Get Real leaves you once and for all with this final episode. Don't worry, Meghan still makes sure the whole thing is all about her, even when people are in the hospital every other minute. She's got a speech to give, after all. This is important!

06.27.2000
06.27.2000
D

Pamie

1-21
Recap

Testy, aren't we?

Tested - Everyone's taking tests in this episode. Some are real important tests, and some are really just a waste of time. If you thought the Greens were assholes before, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

06.13.2000
06.13.2000
D

Pamie

1-20
Recap

Baby, bye, bye, bye

History Lessons - Last dance with Mary Green, one more time to feel the mean. Feel the warmth and witness pamie's mental breakdown. Love, warmth, and bitter bile inside.

04.11.2000
04.13.2000
D

Pamie

1-19
Recap

Then I'll Huff, and I'll Puff...

Support System - How many Greens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You'd think that it'd be easier, since they're constantly screwing everyone. For some reason it takes an entire hour. It also takes an entire Green family to ruin an episode.

04.04.2000
04.09.2000
D

Pamie

1-18
Recap

"Only I Touch My Daughter That Way, Buddy"

Guilt - Meghan gets fondled by a family friend and tries desperately to make it only her problem. The Greens, however, have a way to turn it all about their own individual problems and neuroses. Cam's first day back at school is filled with some special oral sessions with Slutgirl. Kenny is just there, which is more than you can say for Elizabeth.

03.28.2000
04.02.2000
D

Pamie

1-17
Recap

The Distance

The Distance - They let Cam back in school because he's stupid and wet. Slutgirl is interested in Cam. Kenny tells Rebecca that he's dating Kimberly.

03.21.2000
03.21.2000
F

Pamie

1-16
Recap

Saved

Saved - Cameron goes to alternative school for one day but he's a big baby about it.

03.14.2000
03.14.2000
D

Pamie

1-15
Recap

Waiting

Waiting - Mary asks Cam not to screw up his life. Clay loves Meghan and so she gives it up for him.

03.07.2000
03.07.2000
D

Pamie

1-14
Recap

Tough Love

Tough Love - Mitch complains that Cam's expulsion is like a vacation. The unemployed mom and the work-from-home dad are covered in fresh sex complaining that their son is taking things too easy? Mary tells Mitch that he can't stay mad at Cam forever. Mitch says it's getting "harder and harder" to find the good kid in Cameron.

02.01.2000
02.01.2000
D

Pamie

1-13
Recap

Falling From Grace

Falling From Grace - Cam gets expelled. The Christmas card Mitch sent his mom gets returned. Clay's dad takes off.

01.25.2000
01.25.2000
D+

Pamie

1-12
Recap

Absolution

Absolution - "Take it easy? How can I take it easy?" Mary's neck cords demand. "My son is missing."

01.18.2000
01.18.2000
D

Pamie

1-11
Recap

Choices

Choices - Meghan loves her best friend's boyfriend. He loves her, too. Mary is still pregnant, and she cancels out on MC Lyte.

01.11.2000
01.11.2000
D

Pamie

1-10
Recap

Denial

Denial - Welcome to the Very Special Holiday Get Real.

12.21.1999
12.21.1999
D

Pamie

1-9
Recap

Send In The Clones

Send In The Clones - Who the Green kids are supposed to be, in what ways they are similar, and what went heinously wrong.

12.20.1999
12.20.1999

Pamie

1-9
Recap

Crime And Punishment

Crime And Punishment - Meghan likes her girlfriend's boyfriend. Oh yeah, they kissed. Mitch has a pretty project engineer. Mary is preggers. Gosh, that's just like last week,isn't it?

12.14.1999
12.14.1999

Pamie

1-8
Recap

Big Numbers

Big Numbers - Meghan likes her girlfriend's boyfriend. Cameron likes some girl with an evil dad (the Latino Bad Dad) who traps her in a tower. Mary is preggers.

11.09.1999
11.09.1999
D

Pamie

1-7
Recap

Prey

Prey - Meghan's teacher is fooling around with Meghan's ex. Victor is upset that his dad is getting married. Mitch wants to restore a building and become Tony Soprano. Meghan makes her teacher resign.

11.02.1999
11.02.1999
D

Pamie

1-6
Recap

Performance Anxiety

Performance Anxiety - Dan does some of Meghan's hair tucking. Then he ends up screwing her Lit teacher. Rebecca doesn't have time to wonder whether Kenny likes her, even if they aren't having sex.

10.26.1999
10.26.1999
D

Pamie

1-5
Recap

Anatomy Of A Rumor

Anatomy Of A Rumor - Meghan finds out she's popular, and Kenny finds out Rebecca wants to do it.

10.19.1999
10.19.1999

Pamie

1-4
Recap

False Advertising

False Advertising - Those wacky guys on Madison Avenue are at it again.

10.17.1999
10.17.1999

Glark

1-4
Recap

Stay

Stay - Meghan gets her navel pierced. She doesn't want to be Mary's "Mini-Me." Mitch loses his partner and is an asshole to his wife. Oh yeah, and say it with me: "Mary was pregnant with Meghan when she was her age."

09.28.1999
09.28.1999

Pamie

1-3
Recap

Passages

Passages - Meghan gets dumped. Mary hugs Meghan. Rebecca is flattered Kenny is treating her like a sex object. Mary is riding Meghan about not going to college.

09.21.1999
09.21.1999
D

Pamie

1-2
Recap

Sexual Healing

Sexual Healing - Meghan is dating a twenty-three-year-old. Kenny gets arrested for being a peeping tom.

09.14.1999
09.14.1999
D

Pamie

1-1
Recap

Pilot

Pilot - How many different film and television ripoffs can we fit in one hour? Get Real takes on that challenge.

09.07.1999
09.07.1999
D

Pamie

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