MONDO EXTRAS

• An iBook

Cameron Green

• Supposed to be
• Ferris Bueller of Ferris Bueller's Day Off

• Similarities
• Chick magnet
• Impulsive
• Arguments with older sister
• Prone to in-the-camera's-face voice-overs
• Often lies to parents
• Smart-alecky
• Questions authority

• What went wrong
• Cameron lacks charm, wit and intelligence
• Ferris's antics were wacky and creative, whereas Cameron is fighting to do a railslide outside the Commons
• Ferris had both a best friend -- Cameron, with the Ferrari -- and his hot chick Sloane
• Ferris doesn't look like a primate

• What Kenny has over Kevin
• A jeep
• Cameron gets to have sex with girls in his bedroom

Meghan Green

• Supposed to be
• Angela Chase of My So-Called Life

• Similarities
• Angst
• Ennui
• Weird lipsticks
• Mother-daughter conflicts
• Arguments with younger sibling

• What went wrong
• Angela has compassion, humility and a concern for her friends
• Angela has friends, both gay and straight
• Meghan is missing a scowl without a whine
• Angela focused on one cute boy while Meghan has a new love every week; we never root for her loves because we never get a chance to care for the new guy
• Angela can get away with wearing parachute pants
• Meghan is a big ol' bitch

• What Kenny has over Kevin
• Uh...uh...Meghan's a senior? I really can't think of anything
• Oh, maybe the World's Largest Kitchen and the ability to control anyone's life by being the undisputed Center of the Universe