The commercial ends as we hear the Infinity music again and know that the Greens are getting it on. Mitch and Mary reach climax. We see half of Mary's boob as Mitch takes off for work. Kenny is upset about blowing off Rebecca as victor throws him into a staircase and asks why he keeps avoiding him. "Look, it's not intentional," Kenny says, "it's...circumstantial." "Circumstantial?" victor asks. "What is this, The Practice?"
If you're keeping score at home, that's eleven TV show references in one and a half hours.
victor is upset that his dad is going to marry Amber. He walks off slowly so we can see both Rebecca and victor stare at him as Kenny think-talks: "Two guys, a girl and a..."
Make that twelve.
"Infinity," declares Cameron's teacher. "What is infinity?" It's the song that plays whenever Mitch and Mary have sex. Score one for me. We begin a long music and quick video scene where Kenny watches Rebecca play orgasmic cello as Cameron decides whether or not to he's going to eat another apple in class. Somehow Rebecca has a drum machine playing with her cello. We see Rebecca's cleavage, Cameron's big ears, Rebecca's mounds on her chest, Cameron's enormous nostrils. The school bell rings ending the first Get Real video. Get your calls into TRL while you still can. Cameron puts the apple on the teacher's desk. He says he'll eat in math. Meghan gets accepted to Berkeley. Mary walks in and attempts to find out about Soul Patch Boy, who finally gets a name: Brian. They discuss Meghan's navel ring, which she says hurt "like a bitch." Mary shows her anger and frustration through her incredible neck cords as she reminds us once again that she was pregnant with Meghan at her age. That somehow calms Meghan down long enough to agree that she'll talk to Mary about Brian when she decides what she's going to do. Mary joins Mitch in the bedroom and he tries to get her drunk so he can get his freak on. Mary complains that sex isn't intimacy. The phone interrupts. The police have their son.
"What did Cameron do?" That's how we know it can't be Cameron. It's Kenny. He's been arrested for "being the stupidest kid in the world." This is a charge that should come with at least a six-month penalty, but instead the cops let him go straight home without any sort of ramifications. I guess it's because it made Mitch chuckle. Kenny got caught peeking into Rebecca's mom's room by mistake. Kenny really does do a good Goat Boy impression. Not as good as Eddie Vedder's in Last Kiss, but pretty decent nonetheless. Cameron has now made a full well-rounded character turnaround and has been studying with Tennisha all night. He tells Mitch that he did some shopping, and when Mitch opens the refrigerator he finds five cans of whipped cream. Meghan is home before curfew. Cameron is such a good kid that they wonder "where they went right." Grandma is on the phone. We learn that her name is Elizabeth, and she needs to call the doctor. The message says something important needs to be discussed. Since we just learned her name, it looks like they're killing off Grandma.