Get Real

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Pamie: D | 466 USERS: C+
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Then I'll Huff, and I'll Puff...

You know it's coming. You can't stop it. The music already started. Get your Kleenex, kids. All hail the Restoration Montage. These kids move heavy objects, paint with rollers, install electronic equipment, paint some more, smile, laugh, and give meaningful looks at one another.

A new sign has been already made and is put into place by Mitch and Mary. Mitch leers at Meghan for a few moments, and Mary watches him leer. She gives him a "she's your daughter!" smile as he smiles back, "Damn right she is. All mine. I'm glad she doesn't know about the money I stole from her."

Cam and Clay install a sink. I'm not kidding.

Kenny and Elizabeth screw light bulbs into a chandelier.

Meghan is screwing something into an electrical socket as Mitch just can't take it anymore and has to walk over and touch her. He strokes her arm and kisses her head. She looks up and beams. She flips the switch, and on the other side of the wall Clay is suddenly electrocuted. He's not, but he should have been. Still, he would have been a bit blinded, since he was currently screwing a giant lamp into a wall and it just lit up right in his face. He looks at Meghan, who gives a "Who rocks? I rock!" dance. See? I'm being more mature. I just typed the word "screw" like, six times and totally left it alone.

Mitch and Kenny pull a cord until the chandelier is raised to the ceiling.

Mitch and Mary take a break to stare at all of their child workers and cuddle.

Meghan is wearing gloves and scrubbing something. Slutgirl walks in with pizza boxes. What time is it? Slutgirl says she got Meghan's message and that she figured she'd bring some provisions. Everyone's all, "Three cheers for Slutgirl!" I can't believe this high school junior/senior can bust out with five large pizzas at like, three in the morning. Slutgirl turns to Meghan and asks if this place is really supposed to be finished by the morning. Meghan tells her to shut up and start working. Nice. Best friends forever. Cam asks if he can borrow her for a second first. Meghan declares, "Uh, why not? We got all night, right?" Gee, thanks, Meghan. To continue being saintly, she refuses the cup of coffee Cam offers and goes right back to scrub-scrub-scrubbing her way into her daddy's heart.

Get Real

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