Mitch and Kenny pull a cord until the chandelier is raised to the ceiling.
Mitch and Mary take a break to stare at all of their child workers and cuddle.
Meghan is wearing gloves and scrubbing something. Slutgirl walks in with pizza boxes. What time is it? Slutgirl says she got Meghan's message and that she figured she'd bring some provisions. Everyone's all, "Three cheers for Slutgirl!" I can't believe this high school junior/senior can bust out with five large pizzas at like, three in the morning. Slutgirl turns to Meghan and asks if this place is really supposed to be finished by the morning. Meghan tells her to shut up and start working. Nice. Best friends forever. Cam asks if he can borrow her for a second first. Meghan declares, "Uh, why not? We got all night, right?" Gee, thanks, Meghan. To continue being saintly, she refuses the cup of coffee Cam offers and goes right back to scrub-scrub-scrubbing her way into her daddy's heart.
Cam and Slutgirl walk up the stairs as Slutgirl confesses that she only came because Meghan told her there'd be a keg. Ha. Cameron starts: "I'm not really good at easing into things, so I'm just going to say this and then you can go back and help Meghan...polish." They show Meghan polishing her halo. Cam: "You may or may not have noticed. I'm kinda into you." Slutgirl: "Really." Cam: "I guess the trouble is that I'm not getting anything back. I can't keep banging my head up against the wall here. If you're interested, then let's do something here, but if not...you know I just need to know." Slutgirl says that's fair enough. Slutgirl: "So, how do I say this?" Cam: "Just say it." Slutgirl: "Okay, um, this whole you and me thing. I'm pretty much in it for a little action and a little company. You know, no hassles, no commitment. I like you, I really do. You're a lot of fun to hang with." Cam: "But?" Slutgirl: "Well, that kind of arrangement can be cool if both people feel the same." Cam: "But in this case they don't." Slutgirl said she was pretending not to notice it was becoming more for him and that she was using him the other night: "Meghan tried to tell me that." "Meghan," Cam whispers, like she's Newman. "Yeah, she laid into me earlier tonight about screwing with your head." Cam looks over his shoulder and watches Saint Meghan polish, polish, polish. He smiles, gulps, looks back at Meghan, gulps and says he didn't know she talked to her. "Big sister looking out for her little brother, you know?" Slutgirl says. Cam just smiles and thinks, "No. She just wants to do me." Slutgirl apologizes and sticks out her hand for the "friends?" handshake. He takes it. She walks off as he tries to hold onto her hand. She pulls it from his stalker grip. Cam looks over at Meghan and Slutgirl polishing and smiles as he realizes he's just one slumber party away from the night of his life.