Get Real

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The Distance

Kenny has invited Rebecca over to talk. Wasn't she supposed to be gone? Kenny is wearing a plaid Oxford and a knit sweater vest. How is it possible that he's got two girlies at once? Kenny says that sometimes him and Kim go online late at night and discuss the possibility of an asteroid hitting the earth in their lifetime. Rebecca laughs. He says he knows it's crazy, but he never thought he'd meet someone with the same obsessions. I know, I know. Shut up. I have to keep recapping. I know. He says that he feels good when he's with her, but he didn't want to tell Rebecca that "for some stupid reason." Rebecca says he didn't want to hurt her feelings. Kenny says he went and hurt everyone's. Rebecca says she doesn't know why she wanted to meet Kim. "I guess maybe I was just a little bit jealous." That and you flew all the way here for him because he was dying. Kenny walks over to Rebecca and says, "Kimberly's my girlfriend. I don't think I made that clear enough before." Not to any of us, dude. Rebecca says he's making it clear now. And say it with me, "Now I know where I stand. But I don't know if Kimberly knows where she stands." Kenny asks what he should do. Rebecca says he should go now and let her know.

Cam is wet. I am asleep. Principal Foreshadowing is working.

Mary and Mitch are in some building moving things around and building a shelf. What day is it? Mitch tells Mary that Clay came by. He says that he doesn't understand what he thought he'd accomplish by that. Mary says he wouldn't. "What's that supposed to mean?" "At least he tried." When Mary got pregnant they didn't see Mitch again until the wedding rehearsal and even then he cut out right afterwards. What an asshole. "You were scared to death of my father." He said they just had nothing to say to each other. She says he had plenty to say to Mitch. "Hey, I can remember being seventeen and in love with a pretty girl." He says he doesn't hate Clay but he doesn't want to be pals. Mary says the father-boyfriend relationship is difficult. Then she tells Mitch that Meghan snuck out the night before to see Clay. She tells Mitch that he's being too hard on her and that he's driving her away. "Mitch, do you remember how long it took for my father to forgive me?" Mary sits down. NO! NO! I refuse to type any of this dialogue! My ears! My ears! My pretty, pretty eyes! NO! Mary's dad didn't forgive her until he was dying, okay? That's it! That's all I'll recap! I can't take the oboe! I can't take that leprechaun thing she does when she cracks a joke with a wee smile and cock of the head! Next scene!

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