In the School Without Classes, Meghan and Clay are kissing during Mandatory Locker Check. As Clay takes off, Slutgirl walks up. Meghan is in a blue turtleneck. Slutgirl asks how Clay is. Meghan blahblahblahs about how wonderful he is and how lucky she is to know him and Slutgirl instantly sniffs out the fresh-sex on the Me-girl. She pulls Meghan into the bathroom, but just in case we're completely stupid, the camera stops on the sign that says "Girls" just outside the door. Thanks. I was so confused. Slutgirl assumes her position in her non-smoking/smoking alcove and asks for the details. Meghan grins and brags that it was everything she wanted it to be. She says that you spend your whole life wondering when it's going to happen and then it just does. Slutgirl says she's happy for Meghan. "Thanks," Meghan says. "Check off another milestone." Oookay. Meghan asks if she should tell her mother. Slutgirl asks if Meghan is insane. Meghan says that her mom is cool. "I don't care if she's Courtney Love, she's not going to be cool about you having sex." Slutgirl explains to Miss Naive that moms always say they want to know, but once it does happen they don't want to know anymore. Slutgirl checks to make sure Meghan is being safe. Meghan says she's on the pill. "Do yourself a favor. Don't tell her."
Elizabeth is sitting in front of a fire (what month is this? Carnivals and fires?) on the phone with her "friend" Lillian. She says she has a favor to ask. Taking a tip from Carmella Soprano, Elizabeth tells Lillian that her grandson Cameron is trying to get re-instated at Truman and she'd like Lil' to put in a good word with her boss -- Principal Foreshadowing. She says that there's an appeal schedule for the next week. Lillian sounds like she's actually dealing with a Soprano and says that she's not really sure if she can do that, and she sounds like she's too damn scared of the consequences. Remember, the Green family can make anyone disappear.
Cameron is, like, so upset that Principal Foreshadowing has a factor in deciding if he gets back in school. He asks Elizabeth not to tell his parents. She says they can't give up. Cam promises that he won't give up. This scene is longer than I'm making it out to be, but I had to take a break and run to the bathroom to pull my eyelids out from inside my skull where they got stuck from the intense rolling.
School Without Classes. Kenny is inviting Kimberly (through a mixture of spoken words and sign language) to his house for a barbecue. He tells her that Rebecca would like to meet her. Kimberly asks who Rebecca is. Kenny says that she's a friend that came to visit because she thought he was dying. "No big deal," he says. "Yeah, you remember a couple of weeks ago when I passed out in oral interp and was rushed on a stretcher through the school? Yeah, I'm fine now." Kim asks if Rebecca used to be his girlfriend. He says she was "sorta." Kimberley agrees to go.