Music plays while Cameron empties out his locker. He uses Sikes' old box. Principal Foreshadowing watches over him. I keep rolling my eyes. This kid is sixteen. Isn't there a law that he has to be in school somewhere? I mean, they can't just deny him an education. You can't spell Green Kid without "GED." Kenny brings Cam his gym stuff. Cam is all teary. Kenny acts like Cam is just going on vacation and says he'll see him at home. Slut Girl flirts with Cam one last time before he has to leave. For the last time, GET THESE KIDS OUT OF VESTS! Principal Foreshadowing walks behind Cameron as he leaves. Well, that school is going to save a fortune in "No Skateboarding" signs. Cameron gets into Mary's car and thanks her for being so cool to him when he was such a pain in the ass. He has to take off his seatbelt for this scene so we know he means it. The backs of the car sats are, like, gone. Cam kisses Mary's head again. Mary asks him to not screw up his life and waste it. He promises he won't. He asks what he's going to do about Mitch. Mary is all, "not my problem, can't fix it, can't rescue you on that one" and says that he'll have to talk to Mitch to solve that one. Mary is like a Bounce Dryer Sheet, man. Nothing sticks to her. Five-note jingle.
Episode Report CardPamie: D | 687 USERS: C+
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