Previously on Get Real: Meghan's teacher was fooling around with Meghan's ex. Victor was upset that his dad was getting married. Mitch wanted to restore a building and become Tony Soprano. Meghan made her teacher resign.

In the School Without Classes, a teacher introduces himself as "Mr. Hansen." He writes his name on the chalkboard to make sure we spell it correctly at Mighty Big TV. He explains that he's the new replacement for "Miss LaSalle." Meghan looks around the room like, "It totally blows that Julia quit. Oh, wait." For some reason she sits in a different desk than she used to. Best Friend Episode Seven Amy no longer sits at her side, and Dan does not sit two rows over and one up. In fact, he's not there at all. I guess he took it pretty hard. Mr. Hansen says he wants to start from the beginning. The very beginning. Page one in the textbook. The entire class spins around to groan and stare at Meghan. She slumps and hair-tucks and voice-overs to us that Julia LaSalle used to be her teacher. But she had a secret: "She slept with a student." Obviously Meghan is completely over Dan now, since he didn't even get name recognition. Meghan begins walking down the hallway (because there really wasn't a class) and tells us that everyone is mad at her for not keeping Julia's secret. Like, everyone. As if every single student in this school was taught by Julia. A student yells down the hall to Meghan: "Hey Green! I was wondering if you could get Mr. Hunt thrown out of school for me. See, I've got this physics test on Friday...." She trails off as Meghan tucks her hair in outrage and continues what she was telling us before she was so rudely interrupted: "The fact that I was in the right doesn't matter; they blame me anyway," she says in the snottiest tone I've heard Meghan take thus far. It was snotty enough that I actually said out loud, "What a bitch." Meghan shows us the little hideaway that she's taken to lately. It's a bench on the "catwalk" at school. It overlooks a small window that shows the front of the school hallway so you can constantly see the kids not going to class. Meghan sits her pouty self down and starts eating lunch to show us that she doesn't need friends to be popular.

Meanwhile, Mary is making wedding arrangements with the Happy Couple. See, since episode two we've been hearing Victor talk about his dad getting married to some bimbo named Amber, and now we finally get to really see her. She's blonde, and about half the age of Victor's dad. Amber also has an "eensy problem. Un problemita." I guess she's trying to fit herself into Victor's dad's "heritage." She wants to move the wedding to this weekend. See, she's into numerology, and she configured the date of the wedding based on when everyone's numbers aligned. She just happened to have forgotten someone: Victor. Since she hadn't put in his numbers, she didn't realize until now that the best date for a wedding was in five days. I mark in my television weblog today's date next to "Worst excuse in a script for moving a wedding." Victor is all pissy, saying Amber's blaming him for the wedding's being moved and that he is going to be busy at a soccer game that day and can't be the best man. "See, he hates me," Amber pouts. Victor's dad asks Victor to tell Amber he doesn't hate her. Victor says nothing. "This weekend it is," Neck Cords decides. The Center of the Universe has spoken.