Lorelai and Rory walk over to their table. Jess walks up and kisses Rory on the mouth -- awkwardly, since Rory hates kissing. Lorelai wishes Jess a happy Thanksgiving as he sits down. Luke brings the food to the table as Jess says he's starved. Luke says he could have eaten, but Jess says that Luke told him he wasn't allowed to eat until the girls got there. Lorelai says he didn't have to wait for them. Luke says he didn't, Jess says he did. You get the idea. Luke asks if they should give thanks first. "Thanks for what?" Jess asks. That you're still on this show? Luke says they should be thankful that they aren't Native Americans who had their land stolen and their tribes infected with smallpox. Lorelai gives an "Amen" to that. Luke tells the girls they can skip eating there if their day is too full. Lorelai tells Luke that he's the main event today. Rory compliments the yams. Lorelai -- who never lets Luke get a minute's worth of rest -- asks him if he has any more marshmallows. Luke and Jess both leave to get the immensely heavy marshmallow-and-coffee load.