Someone put Sookie in a really, really ugly dress. It looks like...well, I can't tell you what it looks like because these recaps fall on the PG side, but it's Georgia O'Keefe's favorite dress in the world, okay? Lorelai and Sookie are walking through town, taking a break from the inn for an entire day. "What a relief," they say. "It all falls away." They immediately stop and talk about the inn for fifteen seconds, making sure one person did this or told someone to do that. ["Heh. That's me and Sars. 'Let's not talk about the site. Except I forgot to tell you...' Four hours later, we're still continuing the same conversation over dinner." -- Wing Chun] Once it's all squared away, the girls feel like they can actually continue on with their day. The women have wandered over to Dean's townhouse, where Lindsay is screaming from their bedroom (where the window's wide open) that she hates him. She is tossing CuteDean's clothes out the window onto the lawn. Man, CuteDean's townhouse must be expensive. CuteDean asks if they can talk. Lindsay throws a hockey stick out the window and tells him she doesn't want him there. CuteDean apologizes and says it'll never happen again. Lindsay tells him to get out. Sookie's amazed, but Lorelai feels terrible, since she knows exactly what's happening. Sookie uncharacteristically chimes, "Well, that's what happens when you get married too young!" Really? Shut up, Sookie. Lorelai says that must be what happened. "Juicy," Sookie smiles as Lindsay cries that there was a lot CuteDean could have done (presumably to prevent this from happening), and that he didn't. Sookie giggles and says she normally only gets to hear about these things, but never gets to see them. Maybe if Taylor had these lines they'd make sense, or maybe even Miss Patty, but coming from Sookie, it's all wrong. CuteDean is begging Lindsay for something to do to fix this. Lindsay screams that it's too late. Lorelai pulls Sookie away from the carnage. One more time, as we fade to black, we hear Lindsay shout, "I hate you, Dean!"
Episode Report CardPamie: B+ | 387 USERS: C+
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