Backtracking to where I was before I so rudely interrupted myself, Lorelai asks Michel if these are all the members of the Edgar Allen Poe society. Michel corrects her and renames the society the "I Should Be Sterilized So That My Disturbing Idiosyncrasies Aren't Passed Down to the Next Generation" Society. Lorelai goes behind the front desk and welcomes a couple to the inn. As she checks them in, she promises that there aren't any human body parts buried in the floor of their room to keep them awake tonight. "Sound good?" Mr. and Mrs. Hallistad, who now are clearly not with the Edgar Allen Poe Society, are just a bit mortified. Lorelai scoffs and asks Michel why the Hallistads wouldn't get her awesome "Tell-Tale Heart" reference. Michel informs her that they are not with the EAP Society. All the cool kids are calling it the EAP Society, so that they don't have to type out all of those letters in their recaps. Lorelai asks why Michel didn't tell her that the Hallistads weren't EAPs. "If I had thought to, I still would not have," he answers. Lorelai turns around to check in the next couple. She asks first if they are with the Poe Society. They are. So Lorelai jokes, "There will be a complimentary cask of amontillado in your room, and if you're expecting your friends Dr. Tar and Professor Feather, I'll send up another one." Crickets. She reminds them that they're with the Poe Society. The man, who's just a bit insulted, says it's just a hobby. "We're not Trekkies." Lorelai hands them the key, assuring them that she doesn't think they're freaks. Lorelai pouts off so Michel can continue checking people in.
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