Rory and Logan walk into what I assume is the family's club where Honor's wedding is being held. Rory says that the place is like a labyrinth. "Just keep your hand on one side of the wall and keep walking," Logan tells her. "Eventually you'll find your way out, or get eaten by a Minotaur." They run into Josh, who has lost his cufflinks and suspects thievery. Logan says he'll take him off to find them, being an expert at finding things, and Rory starts looking around for the library, where she plans to do some work. She doesn't make it, however, and is quickly swept up by the bride and bridesmaids, all wearing curlers and sweats and HIDEOUS fur boots, in wedding-prep mode. Honor insists that Rory come and hang out with them while they get ready. She says that the bridesmaids have all been drinking champagne: "I need you to be my designated dresser. You can't say no to the bride!" Rory gives in.
In the dressing room, Honor introduces Rory to the stupid bridesmaids who are all stupid and drunk. Rory takes off her coat, revealing a very pretty dress which is unfortunately about four inches too long, making her appear to be a child playing dress-up. "Is that Carolina's?" one of the bridesmaids asks. "No," Rory answers, all uncomfortable. "It's mine." We're supposed to think Rory, who is always impeccably and expensively wardrobed, didn't get that question? Come on. ["I think she probably meant that it wasn't designer, but was too embarrassed to admit that her mother made it. And I also thought the dress was pretty except for (a) that hideous, saggy bow under her boobs, and (b) Alexis Bledel's atrocious posture." -- Wing Chun] Honor introduces her to the hairdresser, who is allegedly supposed to be the greatest of all time -- a claim I will very soon put to pasture, seeing as how these bridesmaids will soon feature some of the worst hair I have ever seen. Honor makes a toast to new and old friends, and they all giggle and act dumb, especially the one named Walker. Rory seems to be having fun.













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