Paris is hard at work at her arts and crafts table when Rory comes in, bragging about all the Yale stuff she bought for Anna. She must have spent a couple hundred dollars on all things Bulldog. Rory doesn't seem to know that the "soda cozy" is actually a "beer koozie." Homegirl needs to attend a kegger. Paris calls every girl under the age of seventeen "the enemy," because they come to take the next generation's jobs and starter husbands. Rory asks Paris to be gone when Anna arrives so that Paris doesn't scare her off. Paris: "Me? Scare her off? Please. She's the one with the alabaster skin and perky breasts." As Rory goes to answer the door, Paris announces that Eve Harrington has arrived. Anna is not too different from Hannah in face, voice, or story arc. This episode is scarfy. Rory apologizes in advance for Paris. I just wasted twenty minutes trying to figure out what that "Space Cowgirl: Martian Menace" poster is behind Rory. Is it from Cowboy Bebop? And then, who's the guy in the other poster? Emily is going to freak out when she sees how they've trashed that armoire holding the entertainment system. Marty shows up and asks whether Anna's presence means that Paris has moved out. "I'm right here, Marty," Paris says. Without moving a muscle, Marty immediately says, "I know, Paris." Marty leaves to put the food in his own refrigerator. "You have boys bringing you food?" Anna asks. Rory calls Yale "magical." Except that boys have been bringing her food her entire life.
Episode Report CardPamie: B- | 463 USERS: C+
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