Gilmore Girls
Gilmore Girls

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A Hazy Shade of Whining

The Bangles keep on singing.

Louisa turns to Paris and Rory to say that one of the guys is "so gorgeous." "I guess," Rory says. Louisa says there's a "massive party" going on around the corner and the boys have invited them to go. Fraulein asks if they are going. Rory says there's a concert going on. Louisa says they'll be back by the time the concert is over. Paris keeps watching the concert, not saying a word. Rory says they can't just leave and that they have to meet Lorelai after the concert. "These guys are so cute!" Fraulein whines. "Well, that's great, but we're not going anywhere," Rory whines back. Louisa asks if Rory is afraid. "Of going out into a strange city with two guys I don't know? Yeah." Fraulein begs. Rory says no. Louisa says she's going. Rory says she isn't. "Paris," Louisa says. "Join please." "No, thanks," Paris says, still not taking her eyes off the concert. Louisa scoops up Fraulein. Rory asks what she's supposed to tell Lorelai. Louisa bitches, "That you're a very good little girl." Rory gives Louisa the, "Oh, fuck off," face as Louisa stands up. Fraulein leans over and gives directions to the party and tells Rory to try and get over there. Fraulein smiles and says they'll be back by the time the concert is over.

Rory pouts back into her seat. Paris leans over and smiles: "You know? I really like this band." Rory is unamused. She sighs as we go to commercial. This same kind of thing happened to me once when my mom made me go to a slumber party for a girl I didn't really know. I was the new kid and hadn't made friends and somehow my mom heard about the slumber party and I didn't really like the girls, but I had to go and once I got to the party they pretty much ignored me and then tried to make me drink stuff from their parents' liquor cabinet. When I said no, they put Vodka in my Sprite when I went to the bathroom. Have you ever tried a nastier beverage? In any event, they all then decided to sneak out and go visit boys. I wouldn't go. I ended up sleeping all by myself in this strange house I didn't know because I didn't want to call my parents to come and get me because I knew they'd get in trouble if I told. It sucked.

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