"There's no sign on the street," Paris snots. Rory says she knows and that's why she told her to turn right at the big rooster statue. "I thought you were kidding," Paris brats. Hee. Lorelai says they never kid about Monte. "Monte the Roostermonte." It's also known as Monte the Magnificent. Rory interrupts Lorelai's babbling to introduce her to the girls. "This is Louise, Madeline, and Paris." Lorelai smiles and says they have good girl-group names. You know, I really prefer calling those two Louisa and Fraulein. And this is all about me, after all. Lorelai apologizes for the mess, and half-explains the rummage sale. Through her frozen smile, she tells Rory to holler when she's ready for pizza. Lorelai goes upstairs. Rory asks whether the girls want to work in the living room or the kitchen. She's met with a resounding, "Whatever," from Paris. They sit in the living room. Someone gave Fraulein a leather fanny pack. And she's wearing it. I don't know. Paris starts barking off who is doing what in the debate, and what order they're going to go in. Rory asks why Paris gets to do the debate. Fraulein tells Rory that she's gonna want Paris to do the debate because she's really good and always wins. Paris is handing out notebooks as Louisa and Fraulein are going through the donated clothes. They ask what all of the clothes are for. Rory explains that they're having a charity rummage sale to raise enough money to fix this old bridge that's falling apart. Louisa finds a top hat that she likes. "Put that down," Paris orders. "It's used." "Vintage, dear," Louisa coos as she assumes a Chorus Line stance. "Filthy, darling," Paris snaps back. Louisa checks inside the hat and puts it down. Fraulein starts bragging about this vintage clothing shop next to her therapist's office. They babble about name brands and Miss Patty for a few minutes. Louisa holds up a neon pink shiny dress, smiles to Paris and says, "Tristan might like this!" Paris brats that she wants to get to work. Louisa plops down on the couch and says she'd love to have a boyfriend like Philllipppe. Fraulein compliments CuteDean to Rory. Louisa asks if Rory and CuteDean are still Joanie Loves Chachi. Rory says she hopes not. Fraulein asks if they are still together. Paris is fuming. Rory says they are. Louisa asks how long. Rory says she doesn't know. Fraulein teases her that she does so know. Rory smiles and says it's been a month. Louisa coos, "Oh. A lifer!" Paris slams her book shut and bitches: "Hey. We have a debate to organize here and this conversation is quickly veering towards the subject of French kissing and 'Glitter Eyeshadow -- Trashy or Trendy?' And I for one have no intention of being humiliated in front of the whole class because we were forced to study in the middle of a carnival and you two couldn't keep your eye on the prize. I want to win and I am going to win." I do love Paris. After a brief moment of silence, Louisa asks Rory, "So, how good of a kisser is Paul Bunyan, anyway?" Fraulein starts giggling. Paris shoots Louisa a death glare as Rory laughs into the back of her hand.