Lorelai tells Sookie that the danger of Emilyworld is that you don't always know when you are in it. Sookie moans about the Emilyworld stuff. Lorelai asks what all of this is going to cost Sookie. She says she doesn't know yet, but whatever it is, Emily is getting her 50% off of that. Lorelai says that 50% off a "load of money" is still "half a load of money," and that's a load of money that Sookie doesn't have. Sookie says that if she scrimps, she can afford a quarter load. Lorelai says that's still too much money. Sookie says that Emily offered to chip in a little. Lorelai tells her that she can't have Emily help pay for her wedding. "That is way, way, way inappropriate," Lorelai says. I'll ignore all of the inappropriate things that happened when Lorelai wanted to get married. Sookie says she didn't take Emily up on the offer; Emily's just being nice. Lorelai says that all of this isn't Sookie, adding, "And it isn't Jackson either." She tells Sookie that Jackson came and talked to Lorelai, upset. Sookie's instantly upset because she loves Jackson. Lorelai says she loves the both of them and figured it was time to meddle. Sookie wonders why Jackson didn't come to talk to her. Lorelai tells her that Jackson wanted Sookie to be happy and have everything she wanted, so he wasn't going to say anything. Lorelai asks if this is what Sookie really wants. "Well, maybe the midgets are a little over the top. And the mushrooms...?" Sookie moans and says it all sounds so silly now. Lorelai tells Sookie that she's starting to come out of it, and tells her to keep going. Sookie whines that this isn't what she wanted at all. It was supposed to be a simple ceremony that was all worked out. Lorelai tells her to go back. Sookie says she will go back. She gasps: "That is, if Jackson still wants to marry me." What? Lorelai says that of course Jackson still wants to marry her. Sookie leaves to call him and tell him that everything's fine.
Lorelai's cell phone starts ringing as Sookie goes down through the list of countries she needs to call to cancel things for the wedding. Lorelai asks what Sookie ordered from Bora Bora. "I'm gonna shield you from that one," Sookie answers. Lorelai thanks her. Lorelai seems surprised that Luke has called, which I find odd. I'm sure she would have given Luke his own special ring, like "Alice's Restaurant" or something. Lorelai tells Luke to slow down and promises to come right over. So much for work today! She welcomes Sookie back to her world where she has something to do with Sookie's wedding. Sookie says she hopes the Hong Kong acrobats can get another gig. I find it hard to believe that Emily would have suggested midgets dancing under mushrooms anyway.