Rory and Paris flop drunkenly on the sand. They go over their Spring Break checklist. They went out. They danced. They got drunk. They kissed. They will soon throw up. They decide they've done Spring Break. Rory says they've participated and they have no desire to ever feel that way again. Paris offers up some frequent-flier miles to go home as soon as she can get up. Paris and Rory see Glenn surface out of the water, a huge new tattoo over his chest. Rory asks what happened to him. Paris says that the last time they saw him, he went to get a hot dog. Glenn -- apparently tripping balls -- starts shouting the words "hot dog" over and over again as he serpentines across the sand, screaming his head off. Somebody had better put a bar over his window tonight. Rory and Paris laugh, because when you're in college there's nothing funnier than someone more fucked up than you are. Rory says it's been a pretty good trip. Heh. I get it, Rory. Pretty good trip.
Episode Report CardPamie: B+ | 509 USERS: C+
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