Lorelai and Rory are in their Jeep, getting food from a restaurant with a walk-up window. Rory says there will be food at the cocktail party. Now it's Friday. Lorelai says she doesn't want that tiny, balled-up, snooty finger food. She needs hearty peasant food with special sauces. "Oh, my God! Just eat the burger already!" Rory shouts. Lorelai calls her crabby. She asks if Rory's arm hurts. Rory says she's tired. Lorelai says that they won't stay too long -- just long enough for four or five withering stares from Richard and a few notches from Emily. Lorelai hates the cheeseburger and tosses it back into the bag. She says that Luke had better come back before she starves to death. Rory apologizes for Luke being gone. Lorelai says that it's not Rory's fault -- it's Jess's fault. Rory asks why everyone in Stars Hollow thinks it's Jess's fault. Lorelai says that everyone in town loves Rory and knows that she's not the type to get into an accident. Rory says she knows this and appreciates it. Lorelai tells Rory to stop beating herself up over this: "It's over. Jess is gone." The more they say it, the more I know it's not true. Lorelai asks for the cheeseburger again: "That burger may be a disgusting burger, but at least it considers me its equal." Oh, the snooty food. I thought for a second she was talking about Luke. Or Richard. Hey, that red light is back next to Luke's. Pretty sneaky, Sis.