And she's all, "Yeah, it's pretty serious, he's going to be away for a long time."
Me: "Just for licking some guys' HEAD?"
Pamie: "Well, Gustave has Dutch Elm Disease."
Me: "Ohhh, man! He could get attempted MURDER for that!"
Pamie: "I know! That' s why he's going to jail for so long."
Me: "Eh, well, you know how it goes - he'll get 35 but serve 2 and get out on good behavior."
Then my seven-week-old kitten, Grrr, pissed on my hand and woke me up. Good times.
Take care of that Dutch Elm Disease, Gustave, and don't drop the soap!
Was it worth the wait?