Sookie adds that she wants to stop obsessing on this, so she asks Lorelai to talk about her favorite subject: Lorelai. So, Lorelai tells Sookie that she just had sex with Christopher, upstairs in her place of business, and that she's still fresh from sex. She just came down to get him a snack. Sookie, for some reason, is pretty happy that Lorelai had sex with her ex on the eve of Sookie's wedding. Lorelai says she thinks it's a good thing. Sookie's so happy at the thought of Lorelai and Christopher getting back together after all these years. Didn't these two already have this conversation the last time Lorelai and Christopher almost got back together? Lorelai says they haven't talked about it yet. Sookie makes a bunch of noises, and Lorelai says they'll talk about it when she gets back upstairs. "He's waiting for you!" Sookie coos. Lorelai gloats that he is. Sookie tells Lorelai to go back upstairs. Lorelai tells Sookie to get some sleep. Sookie says she wants to hear all the details tomorrow. Lorelai promises to grab Sookie between the walking down the aisle and the vows. As if she wouldn't. Sookie laughs off. Lorelai stops her and says, "You're in your wedding dress. You're beautiful." I like that, to make sure the dress and the veil fit, Sookie had to do her hair and makeup as well. Sookie and Lorelai hug. Sookie sighs. Lorelai tells her to go get some sleep. "And you go get some," Sookie says. Blah. They force a laugh to end the scene.
Christopher's raiding the mini-fridge in the room. Why did Lorelai have to go downstairs, then? She enters without a key and brings a plate of snacks. Christopher's enjoying the perks of banging the manager. And for some reason he likes to get almost fully dressed after sex. He asks what they're eating. Lorelai says she has no idea, but if Sookie asks, Christopher is to tell her that Michel ate it. She's eating the wedding food the night before the wedding? Horrible woman. Christopher asks if they should avoid the subject or dive right in. "Call me Greg Lougainus," Lorelai says. Boo. The joke's so bad I'm not even looking up how to spell Lougainis. Loogainus. Moving on. Christopher gets the "amazing" quotient in describing the sex they just had. Lorelai and Christopher agree to have sex again -- now, and in general. Lorelai says it's weird, since they just found a great balance and he's still breaking up with a girlfriend (maybe) and there's Rory to think about, since they could hurt her feelings if this isn't a permanent change. Aw, fuck it. They just decide to do it anyway, because who cares about Rory, Sherri, or their past patterns? They kiss. I give up.