I've been doing this recap for almost six hours. It's just taking forever. I don't know why. Luke's. Lorelai tells Luke that Rory's on her way. Luke asks why she's not her usual chipper self. He offers to clear the counter so she can play bagel hockey. He even offers to play with her. Lorelai says last night was like starting off stepping in quicksand and ending up with a sixteen-ton anvil landing on your head. Like this episode. Luke goes to bring her coffee. Rory walks in. They take their seats. Lorelai is wearing a pink sweater with a picture of a dog on it. It's very scary. She says that Rory came in very late last night and that she is dying to hear about Rory's night with Sherri. Rory says that Sherri is what she seems. Cautious driver. Lorelai says they won't have Sherri drive their getaway car. Rory asks what they're robbing. "Sephora," Lorelai answers. I swear, my apartment is bugged. Sherri's a big Bruce Springsteen fan. Yick. Father owned a shoe store. Mom taught kindergarten. Sherri likes to touch people. One prior serious relationship, lasted eleven years. Now she wants to get married. Hasn't dated anyone in the past two years. Specific goals for children: two. Lorelai fills Rory in on how Emily freaked about Rory being out with Sherri. Lorelai says that Emily ended up having a "pouty dinner." Rory asks if Emily is mad at her. Lorelai says that nobody is ever mad at the "angel child." It's another line that's almost an insult. Lorelai asks Rory if she ever thought that she and Christopher would get back together someday. Rory says she didn't really, but that she pictured the three of them living together, but in the way that all kids do. She says it's stupid. Lorelai says it isn't. Rory says that she also pictured Lorelai living with Pee-wee Herman so that they could talk to Chairry. She says then she'd later have Lorelai marry Matthew Broderick so they could sit around and talk about his Ferris Bueller days. Lorelai says, "So, should it have been me?" What a weird fucking sentence to lay on your child. Rory doesn't even understand what Lorelai is saying, but then runs off to give Lane her CD, leaving Lorelai with her inappropriate question hanging in the air.