Brad and Nancy are now sobbing as Paris tears down all of their arguments. Sookie turns around and catches a glance at the girlfriend without being subtle at all. "Hey, Circus Lady!" Lorelai says. "What's with the contortions?" Sookie admits she's trying to sneak a peek. Lorelai says that Sookie isn't sneaking at all, and adds that she's not curious, since they'll meet the girlfriend very soon. Lorelai then drops a hankie to the ground and catches a glance at the lady. A hankie? Paris runs out of time in her rebuttal. Paris asks if she can get a bit more time to address one of the opposing team's issues. "We take it back!" Brad shouts. Paris says they can't take it back, since it's a debate. The judge says there has been enough cruelty for one day and grants Paris's team the victory. Paris thanks the crowd. They clap. Paris shakes the hands of Brad and Nancy, who are still in shambles. Rory offers to hug Brad. He says he'd rather sit there quietly. End of scene.

Out in the hall, Sookie and Lorelai stare at Christopher and the girlfriend and then hide behind a wall. Sookie says that the girlfriend has good hair. Plus, she's been sitting for an hour and there isn't one wrinkle on her dress. Lorelai says that she must be a witch. Sookie adds that she's getting away with not wearing any pantyhose. "Good hair, wrinkle-free, no-hose-wearing witch," Lorelai concludes.