Stac(e)y: Were you guys just like me this week when you heard Paris got her Sidekick hacked? I was like, "Oh, no! Now Doyle will know she really loved Asher!" And then I was like, "Paris wouldn't like Maroon 5" and "Paris wouldn't call it a 'Birth Control Kill Pill'" and she wouldn't mispell so many words. And then I was like, "Oh!" I'm so dumb sometimes! [*shakes head at herself*]

Rory compliments Marty's "manly-sized" cup of coffee. Marty turns a full circle to find Rory behind him. He stammers that he worked late and had a paper. Rory's eyes glazed over at the word "work." Her boyfriend totally doesn't have to work. That's hot. Rory tells Marty that he never has to apologize for a huge cup of coffee. Marty says he knows, and then jams his fresh cup of coffee to his mouth and takes a big ol' sip. I'm not so sure Marty'll be a good kisser, what with him just destroying all the nerves in his lips like that. Rory tries to get Marty talking, but he's being pretty curt. "I miss you," Rory says, like they used to date. "A lot."