Luke's. Andrew's at the counter, complimenting Luke's boat: "Are you selling it, or is it [covers eye with hand, impersonates pirate] some kind of seafood --" Luke: "I don't wanna talk about it." Hee. Lulu enters the diner, pushing a young kid into the room, and at first I don't recognize her because Kirk's not there to announce her. The kid is terrified of standing in front of Luke. He's so scared, in fact, that he jams an inhaler into his mouth and starts huffing it to an alarming degree. The kid's name is Bradley, and since he's busy doing his Kristen Taylor impression (Oh, is it too soon?), Lulu offers to talk for him. Lulu snaps and waves her hand, shouting, "Eyes on me! Eyes on me!" I hope they let Lulu talk more often. She tells Luke that Bradley is in charge of the sets in the school's production of Fiddler On the Roof, and since Lorelai signed Luke up to do the sets, he needs to come by the school tomorrow with his own tools. Luke is grumpy when he hears he's been volunteered to do work, but when he hears that Lorelai will also be there, working on the costumes, he agrees to still do it. The extra sitting behind Lulu clearly went to the recent Botox party. Lulu tells Luke that he doesn't have to do it, if it's going to be all weird, with the boat and the breakup. Lulu kind of looks like Monica Lewinsky. Luke says he might as well, "for the kids," if other people are going to be helping out. What a softie. Bradley reminds Luke to bring his tools. As he heads out with Lulu, he quietly says to her, "I hope he's not late." Lulu says she hopes that, too.
Stac(e)y: Warning: Yummy Luke scene! I call Cleaning!Hands Luke and Helping!Inhaler!Boy! Luke. Lulu sounds like a great third grade teacher, doesn't she? Luke's ALL IN on the play!
Dragonfly kitchen. "No more pork!" Sookie declares, tired of dealing with their pork distributor (Dirty!). Sookie holds...some kind of herb or fern or something, and squees when she sees Lorelai holding a pretty blue bag. Turns out the bag is just filled with Santa beards for the Fiddler show. Lorelai went to four places all over town to try to find a good beard, but