Stac(e)y: I'm so torn! I want Rory to have Marty be her boyfriend because he's so nice, but I also want her to be with Logan because he's HOOOT!1! What to do? Oh, well, she'll figure it out. She's a smart girl :-)* (That's my smoking girl emoticon. I don't smoke tho!)
Paris storms into the room to yell at Rory for kicking Doyle out of the room: "You insulted him. You demeaned him. You made him feel unwelcome." Rory says he was unwelcome. Paris is holding a packed suitcase, furious that she now has to stay the night in Doyle's disgusting place, where he has roommates and things that grow on windowsills without the help of soil or pots. There's the faint smell of sweatsocks and starter cologne at all times and she has to bring her own toilet paper, "because it is a third world country." Paris storms out, thanking Rory for everything. It's great to have Paris back again. Rory hands Marty a Pepsi. Marty says he really did miss this place.
Stac(e)y: Yay, Paris! I hope she gets her own spin-off. Oh, there's a new recap for The O.C.. I'm gonna go write Djb and tell him how much he sucks. He might have forgotten since last week. I hate TWoP, don't you? They're so smug. And their recaps are sooooo long! It takes me all day to read them and I hate every word! Ugh! And they're so mean over there. They just hate on things just to hate, I think. They should just all go die (but not really because it's not nice to tell people to die). I think they're st*p1d, tho. I mean, they didn't like Angel and they don't recap Firefly! Dumb!