Stac(e)y: What color lipstick was Rory putting on at the beginning of Episode 5-15????? I REALLY need to KNoW!!! OMG, it was SO RUDE calling Emily H1T1er. Do you know how many Jews Hitler killed? Emily hasn't ever killed anyone! I know it was a joke, but some people were actually killed in the Holocost. People should be more SENSITIVE. Esp. Loreleii! She's a Jew!!!
Sara M calls: "Hey, listen, Pam. I really need to tell you something. I think your recaps...they're just not good anymore. You're really not fair to Lorelai anymore. Ever since you got married, your recaps just...they just suck. I'm so happy to get this off my chest. Yeah, just needed to tell you. Okay, I'll hang up now. You suck. I hope you've learned why you're wrong and it's important to be fair to Lorelai, who's a fictional character who doesn't exist and doesn't have feelings. I tune in each week because the promos tell me this'll be the week she decides between the guy with the hat and the guy who's Rory's dad. I think you haven't been fair to her. I just wanted to...I just wanted to let you know that. Love ya. I know it's a weird thing to end a friendship over, but it's important to me. It just outweighs all the nice things you've done for me. Like a scale. Please stop typing. I can hear you typing. I'm not Stacey, okay? I'm disappointed, but I'm not Stacey. I hope you take what I've said tonight to heart and like, really think about it, you know?"
Rory walks back into the common room and tells Paris they're going. She walks past Doyle, who's holding the biggest Costco bag of potato chips of all time. The prop department was like, "Okay. You need a flyer about bi-curious Polynesian students, a container of lipstick, and a giganto bag of potato chips all in the first two minutes of the episode? Awesome. I'll just stay late. Do you want potato chips, or can we make a big bag of cheese puffs?" The prop department couldn't decide, so they call the chips "Snap N'," which doesn't really explain if they're chips, puffs, or pretzels, but bag is fashioned after the Lay's logo, I'm making the assumption. Forgive me. Okay, I just froze the TiVo and slo-mo'ed it so I could read "Potato Chips." This is officially More Info Than You Need. Paris stops Lorelai to tell her that she's there if Lorelai wants to talk about her breakup. Hey, maybe she could loan Lorelai her life coach, like how Logan tossed Rory his driver Frank last time. Paris adds that she'd like to have the heart-to-heart before Tuesday, because she's doing a paper for her Emotional Mental Health class on how women "of a certain age" cope with loneliness, and Lorelai's the perfect age for the paper. Rory resignedly stares at the ground. "You can't take her," she tells Lorelai. "She's trained in Krav Maga. Lorelai curses, and says goodbye to Paris as we go to opening credits.