Wacky MIDI music starts the wedding planning at the inn. The wedding is for a set of twin girls. They are complaining about the flowers. Since one wanted pink and the other wanted blue, Lorelai went with violet flowers. They clearly still want pink and blue. The mother of the twins turns and gives them a very tight-lipped statement about being the one that actually picked violet flowers, and if they don't like it they can buy their own wedding. The twins look down, and at each other. One wears pink, the other blue. "Yes, I thought so," the mother says. She's good at the Gilmore delivery as well. Another key point in the delivery that I'd forgotten to mention before is saying the line very quickly and keying (that's an acting term meaning stress, for those of you that don't care) almost the last word in the sentence. It should almost come out like a question. The mother sends them away because her Advil is wearing off. They pout away. "Their father spoiled them," DevilTwinMaker says to Lorelai. "Oh, they're just excited," Lorelai says. "They're spoiled," DTM sneers. "And they won't move away," she mumbles. The ladies turn away and walk in another direction.
DTM: "Now, disaster list. What if it rains?" Lorelai: "We'll put up tents." DTM: "What if it's too windy?" Lorelai: "Well, then we'll secure everything and put extra hairspray in everybody's hair." DTM: "Too hot?" "We'll use umbrellas and fans that won't cause any damage because of the things that have been secured and the hairspray that has been sprayed." DTM says there must be something she should worry about. Lorelai says there's nothing for her to worry about. She sends DTM upstairs for a bath and tells her she'll send up a masseuse "that bears a remarkable resemblance to Antonio Banderas." "How remarkable?" "Get ready to applaud." DTM says this is her favorite place in the whole world.