Oh, how mortifying. Lane and Rory have to wear these pilgrim outfits, sitting at some Cornucopia thing. Lane keeps asking for more details about the kiss. Lane has found out information on CuteDean. He's from Chicago. He likes Nick Drake. What's up with the WB and Nick Drake, by the way? He's allergic to walnuts. He has an old girlfriend in Chicago. Named Beth. Lane's been talking to CuteDean's best friend. Rory hates the name Beth. "It's so...Beth." CuteDean's been talking about Rory non-stop for weeks. They giggle and squeal.
Miss Patty is asking Luke for some autumn decorations. Lorelai sits at a table and watches Rory and Lane giggle in the pumpkins. Luke goes to fill up Lorelai's full coffee and starts yelling when she doesn't respond right away. He yells that he can't believe even she's upset that he hasn't put up a giant turkey. She says she just wasn't listening, but now she's concerned about him. He pours a teaspoon of coffee into her cup and apologizes for yelling. He says she looks upset. She says she isn't. He insists she is. She says she's not. He says she looks like something's on her mind. She says there isn't. He insists. She insists. He insists. She says some streamers would look lovely in the diner. He walks off in a huff. This is the first show where people will sit in my living room and watch the show no matter how long I keep it on pause.
Rory walks in for a quick chat with Lorelai before she goes back out to the pumpkin patch. Lorelai tries to get Rory to talk about the kiss, but Rory's not doing it. Lorelai tells her what's been happening on General Hospital and how two characters have kissed. She asks Rory what she thinks about the kiss. Rory says she thinks they're actors playing a part. Lorelai tries to get Rory just to talk about it, but Rory cuts her off and says she needs to get back to Lane. She runs out. Luke drops off the check and says he's not going to say how Lorelai looks concerned. She says she's not going to say how good he'd look dressed as one of the guys from The Crucible. This show talks quickly. My fingers hurt.