Previously: Rory got into an accident when Jess drove her car. This caused Luke and Lorelai to get into a huge argument. Luke sent Jess back to New York. CuteDean appears to be very understanding about the entire thing. It's like we didn't even need last week's episode.
Rory and Lorelai are walking to their newest breakfast destination. Lorelai won't tell Rory exactly where they're going, and Rory moans that they've been walking for miles. Again I wonder just how early they get up in the morning to avoid pouring themselves bowls of cereal. Lorelai tells Rory that it's an "amazing" new mystery place that she just found. Well, get that "amazing" quotient out of the way very early, why don't you. Rory asks if it's in the next town. Lorelai says they don't patronize the next town since that town fed lead to Stars Hollow's jumping frog. Lane runs up and begs them to stop. "Oh, my God, it's Michael Landon," Lorelai says. I'm really not sure what that means. Is Lane running down a Highway To Heaven? Is that a Little House on the Prairie joke? Lane says she's been running after them for the past two blocks. Maybe she should have tried calling out their names. Rory says that Lorelai's hunch was right: they were being followed. Lorelai says that maybe next time Rory'll believe her when Lorelai says the furniture moved on its own. Rory tells Lane that they're off to a mystery breakfast. "Out of town?" Lane asks. Lorelai moans that nobody ever remembers the definition of "mystery." Lane asks if she can practice drumming on Lorelai's pots and pans again this morning. When does Lane's school start? Look, I had to be at school at 7:35. I lived fifteen minutes away from the school with a five-minute walk from the parking lot, to my locker, to my first-period class. I woke up at 7:00. Usually I didn't go to sleep until 1 or 2 AM because I'd be up doing homework and talking to boys on the phone. It must be five in the morning when these girls get up. No wonder they need so much coffee. Lane says she's getting better at the drums, and soon she won't hit her face with the sticks so often. Lorelai tells Lane that the spare key is in the turtle, but by now everyone in Stars Hollow and all of us know exactly how to break into the Gilmore home if we have to. And I'm not giving spoilers because I don't read them, but I bet Jess knows exactly how to put his hand in Rory's turtle, if you know what I'm sayin'. Lorelai tells Rory that they don't have much further to go. Rory notes that they aren't headed towards any businesses. Lorelai stops and turns. She announces that they have arrived. Rory tells Lorelai, "You are without shame."