Lorelai walks outside and asks Jess if he's leaving. He says he's all finished and out of there. She says he was leaving without getting paid. Jess says he figured he'd get it eventually since he knows where she lives. Lorelai hands him the cash. I don't like her boots with her skirt and long coat. "You took it. Didn't you?" she asks him as he walks away. Jess pretends he doesn't know what she's talking about. Lorelai asks how Jess got the bracelet. She asks if he broke into the house in the middle of the night. He says he came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus. Lorelai says it's just a huge coincidence that Rory found her bracelet moments after Lorelai found Jess walking out of her bedroom. Jess says that it is. Lorelai says she knows Jess hates the world, but she thought he liked Rory. Jess says he didn't do anything. Lorelai is forced to say the word "bull" and then call Jess a "jerk," which I just wish they'd stop doing on the WB. It's so stupid. Nobody calls anybody a jerk. Lorelai goes off on Jess, telling him that he let Rory run around Stars Hollow in a complete panic looking for that bracelet -- that he didn't do anything to CuteDean, but only hurt Rory. Lorelai says that Dean is great and that Rory is madly in love with him and that the bracelet is the most precious thing Rory owns. She never takes it off and it means everything to her. Jess asks, "Why did it take her two weeks to notice it was gone, huh?" Not only that, it took CuteDean to notice it. Not only that, but Jess just confessed to taking the bracelet. He tells Lorelai not to start calling CuteDean "son" just yet. Lorelai tells him to get out. "You read my mind," Jess says, but it sounds like, "Uradinum mines."
Episode Report CardPamie: A- | 411 USERS: B-
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