It's called Record Breaker, Inc. on 2453 Berlin Turnpike. It's here if you want to go. Hey, who's the busboy working for Luke? Why hasn't the busboy angle been explored? Lane pulls out her Mojo Collection and starts ordering. Her list includes Tour the Sonics, Mc5, and the Bee Gees, because Mojo says. Lane laughs and gleefully announces that she's almost done with the '60s. Rory promises to go today or tomorrow at the latest as a pack of Boy Scouts march into Luke's, led by Taylor, who has to go by "Taylor" in this scene because he's not wearing his cardigan. I can't believe he's not wearing a cardigan over his uniform. Lorelai stands up and Rory shouts, "Hey!" Lorelai turns back around and says she's just getting a donut and once she's done she'll take Rory to school and "the nice men in the white coats will pick [her] up." Taylor has the Boy Scouts lined up. He tells them to wait in line, order, and then move to the back of the line. The boy in the front of the line asks for a burger. The boy behind him wants grilled cheese. Another boy wants grilled cheese and fries. The boy in front of him wants crispy fries. The boy at the front of the line wants his fries crispy, too. Luke tells the boy he can't have crispy fries since he didn't order fries. The boy asks why he can't. Luke says that the boy didn't order fries and so he can't make them crispy because you can't make something crispy that doesn't exist. "Why not?" the boy asks again and Luke warns Taylor to get the kid away from him. Taylor boasts that this diverse group of Boy Scouts just completed the first leg of their Outdoor Survival Training, and that Luke should show them more respect. Luke isn't impressed with that first leg, which mostly involves "sitting under a tree, gluing rocks together for two hours." Taylor calls Luke "jaded" and wonders aloud what happened to Luke as a child. Luke tells him that some creepy guy in shorts and knee socks forced him to sit under a tree and glue rocks together for hours. Luke tells one of the Boy Scouts to put down the donut display top. "Why?" he asks. Luke says he'll put the kid inside of it. The kid says he won't fit in there. Luke promises that the kid will. Lorelai interrupts here and asks for some donuts. The Boy Scout Line Leader announces that they were there first. Lorelai says she was on the planet first and therefore the boys lose and she gets her donuts. She Gets Her Donuts is the name of my second Elvis Costello tribute album.