Back at the salon supply store, Probawhore is cooing on the phone to Jess. This girl really does move fast, in all ways. Her hair is now done differently, and she's wearing a different outfit, so maybe when we saw her last it was somehow yesterday and...never mind. Anyway, she's telling Jess that she's left something over at his place. She flirts with him and asks what they're doing tonight. She says she's sick of eating and she feels like a pig. "I feel all bloaty." She then says that "bloaty" is a word, since she said it and words get invented by people saying them and then other people saying them. She calls Jess a jerk. Then, suddenly Rory's yelling at this girl loud enough for Jess to know that she's at the counter, telling Probawhore that she's got lousy customer skills. Those Gilmores never know how to treat anyone in customer service. Probawhore rings up the hair dye as Rory goes on about how much Probawhore sucks. She says she can tell that Probawhore wasn't on a business call. "Un-freakin'-believable," Probawhore mutters. ["This is where I expected Probawhore to follow up by saying, 'Don't you think I know who you are? You didn't want him, so don't take it out on me.' Or something to that effect, anyway." -- Wing Chun] Rory says it is pretty "un-freakin'-believable," the level of service in that place. She tells Probawhore that "bloaty" isn't a word. "Thanks, that's fascinating," Probawhore says. "Well, for you, how ice is made is probably fascinating," Rory says. I'm not buying this bitchy Rory for a second. Probawhore hasn't done a damn thing to her, and it's Rory's fault he's with her anyway. Break up with your boyfriend before you hate the-guy-you're-cheating-with's girlfriend, why don't you?
Luke's still laughing about Lorelai's big day at school. I have no idea what time it is, but it's daylight outside. Lorelai can't figure out why all of those kids ambushed her with those questions. Luke's still laughing. Lorelai says she'll never be able to go back there again. Luke says at least now he's got a pleasant memory from that school. Lorelai stops Luke as she spots the Sweater Brigade marching over. It's the Bad Blonde Wig Gang, and they're hella pissed at Lorelai for preaching the joys of teen pregnancy at today's PTA meeting. They're all wearing stupid sweaters, and they're all wearing the same bad wigs. This is so dumb and unworthy of recapping, but anyway, they're mad at Lorelai for talking about teen pregnancy. Lorelai says she was just answering their questions. Bad Wig says she should have changed the subject. Lorelai accidentally calls their kids Nazis. "Sounds like you just flaunted your mistakes," one of the Bad Wigs says. Lorelai says the members of the Bad Wig Gang have no right to judge her. Lorelai says they're acting like she walked into the room tossing condoms in the air. "Might as well've," one of them says to her. Actually, then she would have been preaching safe sex, and not procreation. Lorelai says next time she'll bring a banana and have a little show-and-tell. Lorelai says she's a mother who doesn't gloss over subjects because they're uncomfortable. Bad Wig says this whole incident was awkward and unnecessary. Lorelai: "No, Deb, I'd say, Deb, that what's awkward and unnecessary, Deb, is that you all seem to go to the same lousy hairdresser." The Bad Wig Gang all drop their mouths and look around in unison, acting "Offended." Luke excuses himself.