Lorelai says she's not interested because she's not Anna Nicole Smith. "Two": Rory points out a boy on a skateboard. Lorelai says, "Pass." Rory asks why. Lorelai: "Because I'm not Mary Kay Letourneau." Luke walks up and leans down to look out the window with them. He asks what they're looking for. "My new husband," Lorelai replies. Rory says that Lorelai has already passed up two good prospects. Lorelai says that she's feeling pretty good about #3. See, here we can see that, technically, #3 was Luke, since he just leaned down and got in their faces. Rory then asks the same question I was thinking. "No," Luke answers. Lorelai tells Luke that he doesn't even know what they're doing. He says he assumes that the safest answer involving anything with Rory and Lorelai is "No." "We're playing, 'One, Two, Three: He's Yours,'" Lorelai explains. Luke: "I didn't ask." Rory explains that you can either take or pass the first two guys you see, but if you pass on the second, you're automatically stuck with the third guy. Luke seems slightly amused. Luke says he's not playing. "Well, of course not," Lorelai says. "It's still my turn." Rory says that guy #3 is about to cross the street. Luke leans down and then asks why he's looking. Lorelai points out that this is like a train wreck; you can't help looking even though you don't want to. Guy #3: Kirk! "Oh, no!" Lorelai moans. "Daddy!" Rory shouts. I love this show. Rory hopes that Kirk will buy her a pony. Lorelai wants to go back to "the old guy." Kirk walks into the diner. Luke walks over, slaps his shoulder, and congratulates him. Kirk uncomfortably thanks Luke, not wanting to confuse or anger the man holding the boiling coffee pot. Kirk hears Lorelai laughing and asks what's so funny. She says nothing. Kirk starts feeling his back, asking whether someone put the "Kick Me" sign on him again. Lorelai and Rory giggle. "It wasn't funny last week and it's not funny now," Kirk says, turning around to leave the diner. "I have asthma!" he whines as he opens the door. I love Kirk. I'll marry you, buddy. Lorelai and Rory dissolve into giggles as Kirk stomps off. Rory complains that Kirk is leaving. Lorelai yells for him to come back because she loves him. She says it's now Rory's turn. Rory says she doesn't know how she's going to be able to top Kirk. Lorelai says that Rory's right, so she can have Kirk. "And...one!" Rory and Lorelai turn and look out the window. CuteDean walks by, looking kind of behind him so his hair kind of flops over. My heart drops. Cut to Rory, who looks miserable. Lorelai says that they should probably order their food. Man. I should have seen it coming, but I didn't. They just haven't brought him up in forever. Rory tries to put on a happy face and says that ordering is a good idea. She keeps watching him in the distance, all pouty, breaking my heart. Fade to black and opening credits.
Episode Report CardPamie: A+ | 344 USERS: C+
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