Black people walk in front of the camera so we know that everyone's now in "The City." Sookie, Lorelai, Miss Patty, Rory, and Michel are waiting in line at the club. Rory says she hopes they'll let her in. I don't really understand what Rory's doing there, for real, if there are going to be strippers and such. Michel says that corrupting a minor is a felony. Sookie tells Rory to look older by thinking about retirements and 401Ks. I think that Rory could start with a different dress, some makeup, and perhaps a hairdo. When we had to sneak our underage friend into a bachelorette party, we made her the bride-to-be, since nobody fucks with the bride. And Rory's only sixteen. She totally doesn't belong there at all. Where's Lane? Get her in there, too. MamaLane would love it. Lorelai asks who invited Michel. Sookie says that he heard them planning and wanted to come. He says he didn't know the evening included babysitting. Lorelai's cellphone rings. It's Max. He's at the hospital. His brother tried to jump a parking meter because he was drunk and misjudged the height of the meter. There's a middle child/ "Poor Jan" joke here that I'll skip. Max is all laughing until his brother walks up and says that he's only got a mild concussion and that he's ready to start drinking. Are there only two people at his bachelor party? And why doesn't Lorelai know that Max has siblings? Max says they're taking his brother home. Lorelai tells Max to take him home quickly and then go to a strip club because this is the last time he's allowed to go and look at "breastage." That is, until one of his brothers or one of his friends get married. Or if there's a half-day at school. Or if Lorelai's out of town. Or if it's Tuesday. Come on -- a guy as unassuming and uninteresting as Max? You know he's got a porn fetish. There's got to be one interesting thing about him. He must be dirty, because he doesn't show any signs of life to the public. Max says he'll call her tomorrow, and hangs up. So, he didn't stay the weekend, and just one night? What night is it now? When's the wedding? Why will he call her tomorrow and not see her? What the hell is happening? When's the bridal shower? Sookie says the new rule is no calling boyfriends or fiancés or anything else. It's Girls Night Out, plus Michel. They walk up to the bouncer. He says that it's eighteen or over. Sookie says that Rory's eighteen. Rory says she just turned eighteen, and it's a new eighteen, but it's still eighteen. Everyone starts saying that Rory is simply "Rory," and a famous international supermodel. Big in Germany, Sookie adds. The bouncer lets this very young child in.
Episode Report CardPamie: A- | 397 USERS: B-
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