Man, I think my upstairs neighbor took my "dance to the opening credits" suggestion too literally. Girlie! Take off the clompy-clompy shoes! I'm dying down here.

Lane and Rory walk through the snow debating whether CuteDean will say yes or no to the dance. Lane says there's no reason to have a boyfriend if you can't get him to go to a dance with you. Rory says CuteDean's not her boyfriend. "What is he, then?" Lane asks suspiciously. "He's my...gentleman caller." "Okay, Blanche," snorts Lane. Rory asks Lane if she thinks he's her boyfriend. Lane thinks they spend a lot of time seeing each other and not other people not to consider themselves boyfriend and girlfriend. Rory says it sounds weird. Lane asks if CuteDean and Rory have had "The Talk" yet. She tells Rory that she has to ask CuteDean where they stand now that they've been seeing each other for a few weeks. Rory asks Lane how she knows so much about all of this. Lane replies, "Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach." They spot CuteDean through the grocery store window. How can one boy make such an ugly green apron look so good? Rory starts to chicken out but Lane says she can't because her mother threw out her television for watching VIP, and she doesn't have any other entertainment left. Rory takes a breath and says she's ready. Lane reminds her to enunciate since she's reading lips outside the window.