MamaLane and Lane work on refinishing a chair. Lane chatters on about how great the chair is. There's a knock at the door. Lane answers. It's Dave, in a suit. He asks to talk to MamaLane. He walks in and says a very long speech. He says that, a few weeks ago, MamaLane told him that Lane had a crush on him. He admits that he has a crush on Lane as well. He says he knows MamaLane has strict rules, but he wants MamaLane to know that he's a good person: "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket. I'm healthy. I take care of myself. I floss. I never watch more than thirty minutes of television a night, partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. I respect my parents. I do well in school. I never play videogames in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar. And I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom." Lane beams a proud smile. Aside from Dave's list making him a bit of a joykill, it's the sweetest thing this show has done in a while. MamaLane thinks it over and goes back to the chair. Dave begs her to not make him repeat that list again. She stands and says to Dave: "'Let never day nor not unhallowed pass, but still remember what the Lord hath done.'" Dave very carefully says, "Okay. Thank you." He leaves. Lane follows him outside.
Episode Report CardPamie: C- | 514 USERS: C+
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