Rory's job. Lane is on the ground, practically weeping into her arm: "I can't believe it! I just can't believe it!" Rory's still taking inventory while trying to soothe her friend. "It's okay," she says. Lane recounts all the ways she's rebelled against her mother's morals and ideals over the years, from makeup and spicy condiments to living with boys. But this? No sex before marriage? "Why couldn't the gluten-free thing stick? I could have lived with that." Lane says that Rory should have seen mfTL's face. Rory can imagine it's just like the face he'd make when he found out he wasn't going to have sex with Lane until their wedding night. Lane says that's exactly what his face looked like. Rory says a lot of people wait until their wedding night to have sex. Lane doesn't want to be Jessica Simpson or Donna from 90210. ["Which, bad fact-checking; Donna did eventually give it up before she got married." -- Wing Chun] ["Does a massive number of blowjobs count? Because then I suppose Jessica's out, too." -- Pamie] Lane wonders what'll happen if she never gets married and therefore never has sex. Rory assures her that she'll have sex one day. Lane says that's easy for Rory to say: "You've already had sex with two different guys all within a one-year period." Rory: "Okay, you're making me sound a little slutty." Lane says that Rory might as well be slutty, since she has no moral-preaching mother standing in the way of her skankiness. Rory: "Oh, well. When you put it that way." Lorelai did sleep with Digger and Luke in a one-month period, I think, so Rory is learning it from somewhere. Lane asks if sex is great. Rory scolds, "Not in front of the books, Lane." Lane says she knows it's great, and that she'll never experience it because nobody will ever marry her if he has to wait until they get married to have sex. Rory is unfazed, thinking about how great her sex life is, as Lane leaves to get trash bags for the diner. I bet Rory doesn't like sex all that much. I'm just sayin'.