I guess Luke just left his diner again because now Jess and Luke are on a rowboat in Dawson's Creek. They can't find the swan. Luke asks if the swan attacks like the rabbit in Monty Python. Luke asks what Jess said to the Gilmores about his eye. Jess says he didn't, and that he's just glad this is all behind him. Luke says that Jess has got nothing behind him. He says there will be plenty more events like that in the future. He says that when you date a girl like Rory, you're dating her whole family. Luke says that when Jess dated Shane, he dated her entire petri dish. Jess says Shane was easy to figure out. "And you were bored from Day One," Luke reminds him. Jess says he wanted to date Rory and not her family. Luke says that all of these people come with the girl. Jess says that it's everybody including Dean. "She picked you," Luke reminds her. Jess doesn't know why. Luke says that Rory knows, and that's all that matters: "Being jealous of Dean is pointless. You're just gonna drive Rory away." Jess calls Luke Dr. Phil as Luke tells him he has to talk to Rory and not shut down all the time, avoiding her calls. Jess says he didn't want to talk and he doesn't know when he'll want to talk to her again, but that she'll find him eventually. Asshole. Luke says that eventually Rory won't want to look for him anymore. Jess says he won't be a wuss like Dean. Luke points out that Dean "had that girl" for two years. Jess is having major problems in two months. Jess says he doesn't care. The swan swims past. Jess tells him to watch it. "I'm watching!" Luke says. "It's pretty!" The swan swims past without a problem. Luke teases him until Jess rows to shore.

Lane sets up her drums as Rory frets that Jess hasn't called her back yet. Lane says that she and Dave haven't fought yet since they haven't actually started dating. Rory says she needs Lane to start having boy troubles so they can commiserate. Like a wish granted, the garage door opens up and the rest of the band enters. Todd and Brian say they need to get something out in the open -- a secret that Dave has been keeping. See, they just found out that Dave...is a Christian. And they think that's pretty damn cool: "Christians can still rock!" As long as the band doesn't have to play any Creed or Amy Grant, everything's going to be fine. Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaah!