Once in the bathroom, Lorelai washes her hands and throws the towel on the floor. She opens the medicine cabinet, which appears to be filled with bottles of soaps and moisturizers. Lorelai begins shifting them around, moving them out of order. Rory comes in and asks how she's doing. "I've been better," Lorelai answers. Rory can't believe that Lorelai is rearranging the medicine cabinet. Lorelai complains, outraged that Sherri thinks that Rory will have all this free time to "pal around" in Boston when she has to spend all of her free time in Stars Hollow with Lorelai. Then she complains to Rory for agreeing to come over. Rory says she was just being polite. Lorelai tells Rory that she's spending all of her weekends with Lorelai. "That's a given," Rory says. Lorelai knocks the pictures over as she complains about Sherri having a girl -- that she had to have a girl just like Lorelai did so Sherri can copy her. She's just a copycat. Lorelai tosses towels on the floor as she calls Sherri, "Little Miss Mani-Pedi." She's even duplicating Rory's name. "Gi-Gi." "Ror-Ry," the same-syllable thing was Lorelai's idea. Actually, wasn't it because Rory couldn't say Lorelai? "Oprah, Uma," Rory counters. Lorelai complains about the music. Rory agrees that the music is driving her crazy too. It's apparently the same nondescript generic jazz song for two hours, but all I've heard is Wang Chung over and over again. Lorelai thanks Rory for finally being on her side about something. Rory whines that she's always on Lorelai's side. Lorelai complains that Sherri rearranged Christopher's CDs. Rory tells Lorelai to calm down. Lorelai says she wants to rearrange Sherri's whole house. Rory says she can't do that. Lorelai asks if she can just mess up her bed. She tells Rory to cause a distraction by setting a fire and then she'll throw the sheets around. Rory says that Sherri might be more upset about the fire. Won't Sherri know that Lorelai just trashed her bathroom? Isn't it hard for an eight-months'-pregnant lady to pick up towels and used tissues off the floor? Why does Lorelai have to be such an asshole? Lorelai complains that she could have been out shopping for shoes she'll never wear. She brings up Sherri thanking her for Christopher and then somehow remembers that it's her daughter she's talking to, and says not to worry about it. She apologizes. Rory says they should go back. "I'm gonna take one of Maureen's little poppers and pop her right up her --" Rory interrupts her, and Lorelai closes the cabinet door. Lorelai stops again to complain about green being the new pink. Rory agrees that it's stupid. We watch Rory close the door, not cleaning up the room her mother trashed, as we go to commercial.
Episode Report CardPamie: C | 441 USERS: B-
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