Oh...yay. Look, everybody...it's a town meeting. What a great place to...meet new townies and have...quirky happenings! Cardigan Man is upset that birds are landing on wires in town and pooping on people walking underneath. He thinks that some of the birds are doing it on purpose. Babette asks, "You get dumped on, Taylor?" Luke offers to pay "top dollar" to anyone who has a picture of Taylor getting "dumped on." Kirk offers to check the internet. Miss Patty explains to Cardigan Man that all animals have to relieve themselves. You know, some of us eat dinner while we watch this show. Cardigan Man wants to put sharp metal spikes on top of the fixtures, so that when the birds land, "Pow! They're shish-kebabs." Rory shouts, "That's cruel!" Babette says, "You can't do that!" And the townie we see so rarely (hey, you home game trivia buffs: he used to be a writer with Amy on Roseanne. His name's Mike Gandolfi, and his character's name is Andrew) says, "I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head." Lorelai: "There it is! Our town slogan!" Rory says she likes it.
Episode Report CardPamie: C | 441 USERS: B-
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